FAKE NEWS | Jesus Booed at Trump Rally “How do we know you’re REALLY the son of God? Can we see a birth certificate?” By Shaun Tan
FAKE NEWS | Hipster Mugged by Nondescript Person(s) He struggled to describe the perpetrator, and was unable even to say if his assailant was male or female because he considers gender to be “a social construct.” By Shaun Tan
FAKE NEWS | Pompeo Vows Additional Sanctions Against “Wow-Way” His statement has sown confusion amongst observers in Asia, as it is unclear which Chinese tech company he’s referring to. By Shaun Tan
FAKE NEWS | Mahathir Unveils Inspiring Party Platform Dedicated Solely To Making Him Prime Minister Again “When I look at Malaysians today, I see their despair and frustration at not having me as their prime minister anymore.” By Shaun Tan
FAKE NEWS | Nothing to Worry About, Says Wuhan Official From Inside Biohazard Suit “You can all go about your lives as normal. Everything is fine.” By Shaun Tan
FAKE NEWS | China Furious at Sex141 Over “Taiwanese” Prostitute Listings Beijing called it “a violation of the One-China principle.” By Shaun Tan
FAKE NEWS | Xi Vows to Peacefully Reincorporate Taiwan (Which Is Already Part of China) into China by Force, If Necessary Xi contrasted “peaceful force” with the “violent force” used by “Western imperialists.” By Shaun Tan