“How many times have you been driving and some motherfucker honks you from behind for, like, no reason, but you can’t honk him back because your horn only goes forward?”
All your base are belong to us.
“The government had no way of knowing that seeing new infection numbers rise every day and doing virtually nothing about it meant they’d keep rising.”
“Pool involves using a white ball to hit balls of color.”
“This was the work of the White Devil. As always, white people are to blame.”
Disney is planning a series of sequels to its 2020 Mulan live action remake, including Mulan and the South China Sea, Mulan and the 14th Five-Year Plan, and Mulan Pacifies Tibet.
“How do we know you’re REALLY the son of God? Can we see a birth certificate?”
He struggled to describe the perpetrator, and was unable even to say if his assailant was male or female because he considers gender to be “a social construct.”
His statement has sown confusion amongst observers in Asia, as it is unclear which Chinese tech company he’s referring to.
“When I look at Malaysians today, I see their despair and frustration at not having me as their prime minister anymore.”
“You can all go about your lives as normal. Everything is fine.”
Beijing called it “a violation of the One-China principle.”
Xi contrasted “peaceful force” with the “violent force” used by “Western imperialists.”
