FAKE NEWS | Black Community Center Hit by Racist Lightning Bolt
“This was the work of the White Devil. As always, white people are to blame.”
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FAKE NEWS | Hollywood Denies Pandering to Chinese Market
Disney is planning a series of sequels to its 2020 Mulan live action remake, including Mulan and the South China Sea, Mulan and the 14th Five-Year Plan, and Mulan Pacifies Tibet.
FAKE NEWS | Jesus Booed at Trump Rally
“How do we know you’re REALLY the son of God? Can we see a birth certificate?”
FAKE NEWS | Hipster Mugged by Nondescript Person(s)
He struggled to describe the perpetrator, and was unable even to say if his assailant was male or female because he considers gender to be “a social construct.”
FAKE NEWS | Pompeo Vows Additional Sanctions Against “Wow-Way”
His statement has sown confusion amongst observers in Asia, as it is unclear which Chinese tech company he’s referring to.
FAKE NEWS | Mahathir Unveils Inspiring Party Platform Dedicated Solely To Making Him Prime Minister Again
“When I look at Malaysians today, I see their despair and frustration at not having me as their prime minister anymore.”
FAKE NEWS | Nothing to Worry About, Says Wuhan Official From Inside Biohazard Suit
“You can all go about your lives as normal. Everything is fine.”
FAKE NEWS | China Furious at Sex141 Over “Taiwanese” Prostitute Listings
Beijing called it “a violation of the One-China principle.”
FAKE NEWS | Xi Vows to Peacefully Reincorporate Taiwan (Which Is Already Part of China) into China by Force, If Necessary
Xi contrasted “peaceful force” with the “violent force” used by “Western imperialists.”